Ramblings, opinions and discoveries of one Juan dela Cruz in his quest to be a better Filipino

How the next administration would be like

June 09, 2010 2:45 PM---

Few minutes from now Senator Noynoy Aquino and Makati Mayor Jejomar Binay will be proclamed by as the elected President and Vice President of the Philippines.

The Camp of Sen Aquino is determined to "remake the country."

By "remaking" the country, I wonder if he meant:

1. Putting Boy Abunda as the Secretary of National Defense.
Boy Abunda is efficient in defensing the sides of his "alaga" in showbiz.

2. Kris Aquino as the Press Secretary.
Kristetay is giving up her talk shows in channel 2. In retrospect, this is good. Media people need not ask questions to our new press secretary. She will offer it in style. Dont forget the sponsors!

3. James Yap will be the Chairman of Philippine Sports Commission. Not bad, just make sure he would not spend so much time on Belo clinics.

4. Baby James will be definitely denied of live interviews. Nobody in the coming administration wants to be bullied again by cute little james :)

5. Smoking is tolerable. We dont want additional stressors, do we (words of Noynoy)?

6. The PSG should be in yellow. Long gone Men in Black.

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